🍫 1. "All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt."
— Charles M. Schulz (Pinterest, Third Roast)
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2. "Don’t think that chocolate is a substitute for love! Love is a substitute for chocolate."
— Miranda Ingram (Third Roast)
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3. "After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, and entice lovers."
— Emily Luchetti (Le Chocolatier)
4. "If it were easy to resist, it would not be called chocolate cake."
— Maryrose Wood
5. "Exercise is a dirty word… Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth with chocolate."
— Charles M. Schulz (Third Roast)
6. "Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands and then eat just one of the pieces."
— Judith Viorst
7. "Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain."
— Dave Barry
8. "Other things are just food. But chocolate’s chocolate."
— Patrick Skene Catling (A-Z Quotes)
9. "The 12‑step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!"
— Terry Moore
10. "When we don’t have the words, chocolate can speak volumes."
— Joan Bauer
11. "There’s nothing better than a friend, except a good friend with chocolate."
— Linda Grayson
12. "Life is like a box of chocolates – full of nuts!"
— Forrest Gump
13. "Chocolate says ‘I’m sorry’ so much better than words."
— Rachel Vincent
14. "Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate."
— John Milton
15. "The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare… neither knew chocolate."
— Sandra Boynton
16. "Anything is good if it's made of chocolate."
— Jo Brand
17. "Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don’t need an appointment."
— Jill Shalvis
18. "Money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a chocolate… same thing, right?"
— (Anon; popular caption) (Third Roast)
19. "Make a list of important things to do today. At the top of your list: eat chocolate. Now you’ll get at least one thing done today."
— Gina Hayes
20. "My superpower is to make your chocolate disappear."
— (Anon)
💌 Perfect Jokes to Sweeten the Mood
Joke 1:
Girlfriend: “Get me away from those Hersheys bars, I’m addicted.”
Me: “Sorry, can’t do—chocolate addiction is serious!”
— r/Jokes
Joke 2:
Life coach: “What’s your secret to a great relationship?”
Me: “Simple — conversation and chocolate.”
— paraphrasing Mel Gibson’s humor (wired.com)
❤️ Why This Works for Her
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Romantic & playful: Lines like “love is like chocolate” (Milton) or “chocolate says I’m sorry” bring heartfelt humor.
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Cute inside jokes: The “chocolate addiction” and “superpower” jokes add a personal, flirty touch.
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Relatable guilt-free fun: Quotes like “cheaper than therapy” or “don’t involve your brain” resonate with casual indulgence.
Feel free to sprinkle these around in cards, messages, or captions. They’re sure to bring a smile (and maybe prompt a chocolate date 😉).
